From Pig Pens to TikTok Fame: Our Farm Tour Adventure
When most people think “farm tour,” they picture rolling fields, fresh air, and adorable animals waiting to pose for pictures. When we think “farm tour,” we picture mud on our boots, animals with big personalities, and the kind of chaos that only looks cute in a thirty-second TikTok clip.
The day started like any other: early coffee, boots on, and a quick prayer that the animals would behave for the visitors. Spoiler alert—they did not.
First stop: the pig pen. Pigs are smarter than most people give them credit for, which is exactly the problem. By the time the guests arrived, our pigs had already figured out how to open their gate latch. Imagine me, running across the yard like I was competing in the farm Olympics, while our pigs trotted happily toward the feed bins. One of the kids on the tour shouted, “Are they supposed to do that?” No, child. No, they are not.
Once the pigs were wrangled back into their pen—with only minimal mud smeared across my jeans—we tried to steer the group toward the chicken coop. The chickens, of course, saw an audience and decided it was time for a live performance. Feathers flew, squawks echoed, and one particularly dramatic hen, Marge (yes, her again), chased a toddler who had the audacity to wave a piece of bread. The toddler was fine. The bread? Rest in peace.
At this point, I was sweating, the guests were giggling, and someone was definitely filming. That’s when I realized—this chaos wasn’t just a farm tour. It was content gold.
We moved on to the goats, which seemed safer. Except goats have one hobby: climbing on anything and everything. Within seconds, a guest’s fancy sunhat became a goat toy. Another goat went straight for a backpack zipper and started pulling snacks out like it was a vending machine. The crowd roared with laughter. Me? I was calculating how many edits it would take to make this look intentional.
The donkeys were up next, and bless them, they tried to keep it classy. They brayed politely, leaned in for scratches, and almost fooled me into thinking the tour was back on track. That is, until one of them decided to roll in the dirt mid-selfie, leaving the poor visitor covered in dust and donkey hair. TikTok loves chaos though, right?
By the end of the tour, everyone had muddy shoes, funny stories, and at least one video clip destined to go viral. I checked my phone later and sure enough—there we were, trending under “#FarmLifeFail.” The pig jailbreak, Marge’s bread heist, and the goat hat theft were stitched together into a highlight reel of pure farmyard comedy.
And honestly? I couldn’t be prouder. Because while most people polish their farm tours to perfection, ours is real, raw, and just a little ridiculous. It’s not just about showing off the animals—it’s about letting people see the unpredictable, messy, hilarious heart of farm life.
From pig pens to TikTok fame, we didn’t just give a tour that day. We gave the internet exactly what it wanted: a front-row seat to our perfectly imperfect farm adventure.
