Creator: Good morning, world! It’s 7:00 AM, and the most important client on the farm is demanding immediate service. This is not a drill. This is a Donkey Breakfast Emergency. Prepare yourselves for the charm, the drama, and the sheer volume of Henry the donkey.
(Cut to a shot of Henry standing near the gate, looking directly at the camera with large, soulful eyes. He lets out a loud, drawn-out “Hee-Haw.”)
Creator (Jumping slightly): See? The alarm has been sounded. That wasn’t a cheerful greeting; that was a formal complaint filed against me for tardiness. Henry operates on a strict schedule, and that schedule dictates that when the sun is up, the oats should be down.
Phase 1: The Calculated Approach
(The creator walks toward Henry, carrying a bowl of oats and pellets. Henry remains calm, but his ears are laser-focused on the food.)
Creator: Okay, buddy, I know you’re excited, but we need to keep all four hooves on the ground. (Henry takes one slow, deliberate step toward the creator, holding the gaze.)
Creator (Voiceover, dramatic music): He’s employing the Slow Walk Tactic. He’s trying to appear patient, dignified even, but the trembling of his upper lip tells me he’s on the brink of an all-out feast frenzy. It’s a calculated move to lower my guard.
(Creator reaches the gate and starts to pour the food into Henry’s trough.)
Creator: Good boy, Henry! Wait just one second… (The second the food hits the metal trough, Henry lunges forward, barely missing the bowl in the creator’s hand.)
Creator (Pulling hand back quickly): Close call! See? Patience is overrated when oats are involved.
Phase 2: The Vacuum Cleaner Effect
(The focus is now on Henry eating. He is devouring the food at incredible speed, making loud chomping and slurping noises.)
Creator (Holding the camera close): Listen to that! He’s not eating; he’s vacuuming. There is no chewing involved, only suction. It’s truly a marvel of equine engineering. I swear he inhales half of it.
(Henry pauses briefly, lifts his head, and looks around.)
Creator: Ah, the momentary pause for strategic assessment. He’s checking for competition, but it’s just me, Henry! You won, buddy. You are the sole consumer of this glorious grain.
(Henry turns his attention back to the trough and licks it clean with impressive thoroughness.)
Creator: And we have the clean-up phase. He will now polish that metal until you can see your reflection in it. Every last crumb counts. We’re talking zero food waste here.
Phase 3: The After-Breakfast Hug and Beg
(Henry finishes his breakfast. He immediately walks over to the creator and starts nuzzling them, making soft, sweet donkey noises.)
Creator (Petting Henry): Look at this! The immediate post-meal love-bombing. He’s pretending to be grateful, but I know this is actually the “Are You Sure There Isn’t More?” stage.
(Henry nudges the creator’s empty hand with his wet nose.)
Creator: I promise you, Henry, that was all of it. Your bowl is empty, my heart is full, and my hand is now covered in donkey drool. A perfect start to the day!
(The creator turns to the camera, giving a knowing look.)
Creator: And that, folks, is how you successfully serve a monarch. It’s loud, it’s fast, and it ends with mandatory cuddles. Donkeys are the best mix of demanding divas and adorable companions.
(Creator gives Henry a final pat.)
Creator: Now that the hunger crisis is averted, we can both start our day. Thanks for joining us for Henry’s breakfast show! Don’t forget to double-tap if you love this big, goofy guy! #fyp #donkey #henry #donkeysoft
