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(The screen is just you, too close to the camera. You lean back.) Okay, hi. This is a Public Service Announcement for, apparently, everyone who is currently gearing up for… …
PSA: You don’t have to have “the body.” 🤣 You don’t even need a body. Just be a floating orb of anxiety. It’s very freeing. Read More
I know what you did. I see you. You were scrolling the #PrimeDayDreamDeals, and you saw it. Maybe it was a bright, bold-colored swimsuit. Maybe it was that linen two-piece …
PUT IT ON!!!! This is your sign. That cute outfit you got from the #PrimeDayDreamDeals? It’s time. Stop hiding your light. You look amazing RIGHT NOW. Read More I know what you did. I see you. You were scrolling the #PrimeDayDreamDeals, and you saw it. Maybe it was a bright, bold-colored swimsuit. Maybe it was that linen two-piece …
PUT IT ON!!!! This is your sign. That cute outfit you got from the #PrimeDayDreamDeals? It’s time. Stop hiding your light. You look amazing RIGHT NOW. Read More
You can’t write this stuff. You just can’t. It’s a Saturday night, late show. The crowd is a little boozy, a little loud, and I’m feeling good. I’m deep into …
This crowd work went full NASCAR 🤣 He told me to “Raise hell, praise Dale!” and I absolutely lost it. You can’t make this stuff up. Read More You can’t write this stuff. You just can’t. It’s a Saturday night, late show. The crowd is a little boozy, a little loud, and I’m feeling good. I’m deep into …
This crowd work went full NASCAR 🤣 He told me to “Raise hell, praise Dale!” and I absolutely lost it. You can’t make this stuff up. Read More
Y’all, this tour is getting… I don’t even have the words. Unhinged? Cursed? I’m filming this from my car in the stadium parking lot because I physically had to leave. …
PLEASE don’t surprise anyone with this… EVER!” Y’all, this tour is getting WILD. 😳 I just watched a public proposal go horribly wrong in front of 60,000 people. He got rejected on the Jumbotron and ran off stage. I am mortified. Read More Y’all, this tour is getting… I don’t even have the words. Unhinged? Cursed? I’m filming this from my car in the stadium parking lot because I physically had to leave. …
PLEASE don’t surprise anyone with this… EVER!” Y’all, this tour is getting WILD. 😳 I just watched a public proposal go horribly wrong in front of 60,000 people. He got rejected on the Jumbotron and ran off stage. I am mortified. Read More
Okay, let’s talk about this, because this is one of my favorite topics. 🥰 If you have a small chest, I want you to know something right now: from a …
Posing for a small chest? 🥰 I got you! These are my favorite confident poses that embrace and celebrate your body. Read More Okay, let’s talk about this, because this is one of my favorite topics. 🥰 If you have a small chest, I want you to know something right now: from a …
Posing for a small chest? 🥰 I got you! These are my favorite confident poses that embrace and celebrate your body. Read More
Anybody Else’s Husband Get on Their Nerves as Much as Mine? Sometimes I wonder if there’s a secret class husbands take before marriage called How to Drive Your Wife Insane …
Married to a Man-Child: My Hilarious (and Frustrating) Adventures in Husband Training Read More