Author: Admin

Oh, honey. No. Y’all stop it. Look at this, right here in the front row. Look at this. Y’all, we have got babies in the audience. Just… precious, little, un-ruined …

“young love.” 🤣 This #crowdwork with this couple… y’all, bless their hearts. I’m dead. Read More

I love doing #crowdwork. Love it. It’s my favorite part of the show, because I get to talk to y’all. But it’s also terrifying. Because I have no idea what …

I asked her how many cats she had… 🐱🐱🐱 I was not prepared for the answer. This is why I love Read More

I’m serious, y’all. I’m starting to get worried about you. Y’all don’t gotta tell me EVERYTHING. I don’t know what it is. I don’t know if it’s the two-drink minimum, …

Y’all don’t gotta tell me EVERYTHING! 🤣 I’m a comedian, not a therapist. The TMI from this crowd work was out of control. Read More

I am not kidding. I don’t know what has changed in society. I don’t know if it’s the internet, or if y’all just stopped having secrets. But… Y’all just out …

Y’all just out here telling all y’alls business! 🤣 The things people admit to… I’m a comedian, not a therapist! But please, keep talking. Read More

“Y’all still wanna do farm chores?” I ask this with all the sincerity of a woman who just got kicked in the shin by an ungrateful goat and whose left …

So, y’all still wanna do farm chores? 🤣 I’m covered in mud, it smells, and I got kicked. But yeah, it’s “the simple life.” Read More

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but I’m going to say it with my whole chest. Y’all better believe in yourself!!! I’m not talking about that …

Y’all better believe in yourself!!! This is your sign. Stop waiting for permission. No one is coming to save you. You are the one you’ve been waiting for. Read More

I am asking you, as a friend, as a professional, as a person who has to pay their rent with this job: Y’all better quit bringing y’alls kids to my …

Y’all better quit bringing y’alls kids to my shows! 🤣 This is a public service announcement. My #standupcomedy set is NOT kid-friendly, and I’m tired of explaining my jokes to a 7-year-old. Read More

Decoding the Mystery of “New Mexican”: A Hilarious Farm Life Adventure Farm life has a way of keeping you humble. Just when you think you’ve got it all figured out—how …

New Mexican Chiles and Farm Chaos: A Hilarious Culinary Adventure Read More

The alarm goes off at 5:30 AM. It’s dark. It’s cold. And the first sound I hear, before I even get my boots on, is a sound that sets the …

“Not a singular bit of appreciation.” 🤣 My #horses watching me bust my back on #farmchores just so they can mess it up in 5 seconds. Read More