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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but I’m going to say it with my whole chest. Y’all better believe in yourself!!! I’m not talking about that …
Y’all better believe in yourself!!! This is your sign. Stop waiting for permission. No one is coming to save you. You are the one you’ve been waiting for. Read More
Decoding the Mystery of “New Mexican”: A Hilarious Farm Life Adventure Farm life has a way of keeping you humble. Just when you think you’ve got it all figured out—how …
New Mexican Chiles and Farm Chaos: A Hilarious Culinary Adventure Read More
The alarm goes off at 5:30 AM. It’s dark. It’s cold. And the first sound I hear, before I even get my boots on, is a sound that sets the …
“Not a singular bit of appreciation.” 🤣 My #horses watching me bust my back on #farmchores just so they can mess it up in 5 seconds. Read More
Product pickup day for a beautiful client 💕 This. This is the day. This is, without a doubt, my favorite part of the entire process. It’s not the day of …
Product pickup day for a beautiful client! 💕 This is my favorite part of being a #photographer. Watching her see her final portraits, her tangible Read More
(The screen is just you, too close to the camera. You lean back.) Okay, hi. This is a Public Service Announcement for, apparently, everyone who is currently gearing up for… …
PSA: You don’t have to have “the body.” 🤣 You don’t even need a body. Just be a floating orb of anxiety. It’s very freeing. Read More
I know what you did. I see you. You were scrolling the #PrimeDayDreamDeals, and you saw it. Maybe it was a bright, bold-colored swimsuit. Maybe it was that linen two-piece …
PUT IT ON!!!! This is your sign. That cute outfit you got from the #PrimeDayDreamDeals? It’s time. Stop hiding your light. You look amazing RIGHT NOW. Read More
You can’t write this stuff. You just can’t. It’s a Saturday night, late show. The crowd is a little boozy, a little loud, and I’m feeling good. I’m deep into …
This crowd work went full NASCAR 🤣 He told me to “Raise hell, praise Dale!” and I absolutely lost it. You can’t make this stuff up. Read More
Y’all, this tour is getting… I don’t even have the words. Unhinged? Cursed? I’m filming this from my car in the stadium parking lot because I physically had to leave. …
PLEASE don’t surprise anyone with this… EVER!” Y’all, this tour is getting WILD. 😳 I just watched a public proposal go horribly wrong in front of 60,000 people. He got rejected on the Jumbotron and ran off stage. I am mortified. Read More
Okay, let’s talk about this, because this is one of my favorite topics. 🥰 If you have a small chest, I want you to know something right now: from a …
Posing for a small chest? 🥰 I got you! These are my favorite confident poses that embrace and celebrate your body. Read More
Anybody Else’s Husband Get on Their Nerves as Much as Mine? Sometimes I wonder if there’s a secret class husbands take before marriage called How to Drive Your Wife Insane …
Married to a Man-Child: My Hilarious (and Frustrating) Adventures in Husband Training Read More