The hilarious daily suggestion to “Rise & shine!” when my soul, body, and last remaining brain cell have unanimously voted for the far more appealing platform of “Grumble & recline.”
The first assault is auditory. A chipper, synthesized marimba melody cuts through the blissful abyss of sleep, a sound so aggressively cheerful it should be illegal before 9:00 AM. It’s …
The hilarious daily suggestion to “Rise & shine!” when my soul, body, and last remaining brain cell have unanimously voted for the far more appealing platform of “Grumble & recline.” Read More
