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Every farmer has their season of triumphs, but Mattma’s summer was not one of them. It was, instead, a parade of failures so ridiculous they could only be described as …
Mattma’s Farmyard Fiasco: Chicken Chaos and a Scorching Summer of Mishaps Read More
I used to think “fresh air” meant cracking the window in my apartment while the food truck downstairs cooked bacon at midnight. I was a city slicker through and through—subways, …
From City Slicker to Pig Farmer: My Unexpected Farm Adventure Read More
Hillsry Fluff was not your ordinary barnyard animal. For starters, her name alone sounded like she belonged in a fairytale or perhaps leading a rock band from the ’80s. But …
Hillsry Fluff: The Reign of the Renegade Farm Queen Read More
Franklin had been telling jokes for years, mostly to the mirror in his bathroom and occasionally to his cat, Mr. Pickles, who—let’s be honest—was a tough audience. Mr. Pickles rarely …
Franklin’s Open Mic Catastrophe (and Triumph!) Read More
From Craigslist to LOLs: My Dating Disaster (and Hilarious Stand-Up Set) Every comedian needs material, but I didn’t expect mine to come from a Craigslist dating ad. Yes, Craigslist. I …
Crocs, Conspiracies, and Chicken Tenders: My Craigslist Dating Disaster (That Became a Hit!) Read More
Jennifer’s Hilarious Birthday Roast: A Stand-Up Comedy Special Birthdays usually come with cake, balloons, and a few polite toasts. But when Jennifer’s big day rolled around, her friends decided she …
Jennifer’s Hilarious Birthday Roast: A Stand-Up Comedy Special Read More
From TikTok Goats to Farm Life Fame: My Unexpected Journey When I first downloaded TikTok, I thought it was for teenagers learning dance routines in their bedrooms. I never expected …
From TikTok Goats to Farm Life Fame: My Unexpected Journey Read More
Behind the Boudoir: A Moment to Breathe Boudoir. The very word conjures images of silk sheets, dramatic lighting, and women who somehow manage to look like they’ve stepped straight out …
Behind the Boudoir: A Moment to Breathe Read More
My Goat Yoga Fail: Hilarious Farm Chaos and TikTok Glory Goat yoga sounds so peaceful in theory. Picture it: a sunny morning, a gentle breeze, a soft yoga mat laid …
Goat Yoga Gone Wrong: My Hilarious Farm Adventure (and Viral TikTok!) Read More
Conquer Bronchitis Like a Pro: Matt Mathews’ Fall Health Hack If you’ve ever been knocked flat by bronchitis in the middle of fall, you know the struggle is real. The …
Conquer Bronchitis Like a Pro: Matt Mathews’ Fall Health Hack Read More