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Crumbl Cookie Chaos: A Hilarious Baking Adventure Let me start by saying this: I love cookies. Love them so much that when I discovered Crumbl—a bakery famous for its gigantic, …
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Trading Heels for Hay Bales: A Day in the Life of a “Glam Farmer” If you had told my twenty-something self—the one who strutted confidently in four-inch heels through city …
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Celine Dion, Marlboro Reds, and the 90s: A Nostalgic Trip The 90s were a strange and glorious decade—a mix of big hair, bigger emotions, and a soundtrack that could swing …
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From Zero to Goat Parents: A Decade of Waiting, a TikTok Triumph If you’d told me ten years ago that one day I’d be calling myself a proud goat parent, …
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Farm Life Fails: My Hilariously Chaotic Night Life on the farm is supposed to be peaceful, right? Rolling fields, fresh air, and the quiet charm of country living. That’s what …
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My Weird Habit: You Won’t Believe I Do This! We all have quirks that make us unique—those little habits that we don’t exactly advertise at parties. Some people chew on …
Confessions of a Chatty Cathy: My Secret Life Talking to Toasters (and Other Things!) Read More
Product pickup day for a beautiful client 💕 This. This is the day. This is, without a doubt, my favorite part of the entire process. It’s not the day of …
Product pickup day for a beautiful client! 💕 This is my favorite part of being a #photographer. Watching her see her final portraits, her tangible Read More
(The screen is just you, too close to the camera. You lean back.) Okay, hi. This is a Public Service Announcement for, apparently, everyone who is currently gearing up for… …
PSA: You don’t have to have “the body.” 🤣 You don’t even need a body. Just be a floating orb of anxiety. It’s very freeing. Read More
I know what you did. I see you. You were scrolling the #PrimeDayDreamDeals, and you saw it. Maybe it was a bright, bold-colored swimsuit. Maybe it was that linen two-piece …
PUT IT ON!!!! This is your sign. That cute outfit you got from the #PrimeDayDreamDeals? It’s time. Stop hiding your light. You look amazing RIGHT NOW. Read More
You can’t write this stuff. You just can’t. It’s a Saturday night, late show. The crowd is a little boozy, a little loud, and I’m feeling good. I’m deep into …
This crowd work went full NASCAR 🤣 He told me to “Raise hell, praise Dale!” and I absolutely lost it. You can’t make this stuff up. Read More