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  Replying to @bamashan74: The Unofficial Ringmaster 🤣   Okay, @bamashan74, you caught me. You called it. I’m over here trying to be the “responsible adult” in the group chat, …

I’m really out here trying to offer some solutions and be helpful, but y’all just wanna play! 🤣 I see what kind of energy we’re on today. I’m trying to throw you a life raft, and you’re over there trying to start a water fight. Fine, fine! Read More

  Replying to @mariaslate… 🤷🏼‍♂️ But Thank You, Dallas 💗   You know, the wildest part of this job is how subjective it all is. You can craft a joke …

Replying to @mariaslate 🤷🏼‍♂️ It is what it is. What I *do* know is that Dallas was an absolutely amazing crowd. Thank you for all the energy and for coming out to the show! Appreciate the love. 💗 Read More

Unlock Your Photos’ Potential: Mastering Light Like a Pro Photography is often described as the art of painting with light. While cameras, lenses, and editing software all play their roles, …

Unlock Your Photos’ Potential: Mastering Light Like a Pro Read More

The Upset That Rocked American Ninja Warrior: Teen Triumphs Over Veteran American Ninja Warrior delivered another jaw-dropping episode, featuring a head-to-head clash that sent shockwaves through the competition and left …

Teenage Ninja Warrior Shocks the World! Read More

Get your mind out of the gutter! What? What did you think I was talking about? It’s NATIONAL NOOODESSS DAY! 🤩 That’s right. The one day a year where we …

🤩 Happy NATIONAL NOOODESSS DAY! 🤩 This is, in my opinion, the only way to celebrate. I’m showing you my all-time favorite noodle recipe right here. The real question is: Are you doing this one with me, or are you ordering takeout? Read More

  You think you’re in control. As a comedian, you walk onto that stage, you’ve got your jokes, you’ve got your rhythm, you’ve got your act. You think, “I know …

You can’t plan for this. I was just trying to do my set, and the front row starts talking about 🪳🪳🪳. The show went completely off the rails. This might be the weirdest, most disgusting #crowdwork I’ve ever had. Read More

Let’s talk about this, because it’s the most important lesson you will ever learn. Your self-worth is dependent on nobody but you. For your entire life, you’ve been taught the …

Your self-worth is dependent on nobody but you. Stop letting other people hold the pen that writes your value. Not your boss, your partner, or your family. You are the *only* one qualified to determine your worth. Don’t believe me? Here, let me show you how to take that power back. Read More

Alright, let’s get into it. I see you. I see you planning your outfits, getting your little #SummerLooks together. You’re booking the trip, you’re getting the haircut, you’re trying to …

This is your official permission slip to stop obsessing over the past. Your past does NOT determine your future! You are not your mistakes. You are not what happened to you. Take the lesson, ditch the baggage, and step into your power. This is your season. Read More

This is for you. The one who is reading this with a heavy heart, a tired mind, and a spirit that feels like it’s running on empty. This is for …

To whoever needs to hear this right now: I know it feels heavy. I know you’re tired and you might feel like giving up. But I need you to hear me: **You’re going to be okay.** ❤️ This storm will pass. You are stronger than you know. Read More

This is your official, non-negotiable reminder, in case no one has told you today: You deserve the world. Not just a small, edited, convenient piece of it. Not just the …

This is your daily reminder that “you deserve the world” isn’t just a cute phrase; it’s the absolute truth. You are worthy of all the happiness, peace, and love that you so freely give to others. Please, start believing it and giving it to yourself. Read More