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I am not kidding. I don’t know what has changed in society. I don’t know if it’s the internet, or if y’all just stopped having secrets. But… Y’all just out …

Y’all just out here telling all y’alls business! 🤣 The things people admit to… I’m a comedian, not a therapist! But please, keep talking. Read More

“Y’all still wanna do farm chores?” I ask this with all the sincerity of a woman who just got kicked in the shin by an ungrateful goat and whose left …

So, y’all still wanna do farm chores? 🤣 I’m covered in mud, it smells, and I got kicked. But yeah, it’s “the simple life.” Read More

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but I’m going to say it with my whole chest. Y’all better believe in yourself!!! I’m not talking about that …

Y’all better believe in yourself!!! This is your sign. Stop waiting for permission. No one is coming to save you. You are the one you’ve been waiting for. Read More

I am asking you, as a friend, as a professional, as a person who has to pay their rent with this job: Y’all better quit bringing y’alls kids to my …

Y’all better quit bringing y’alls kids to my shows! 🤣 This is a public service announcement. My #standupcomedy set is NOT kid-friendly, and I’m tired of explaining my jokes to a 7-year-old. Read More

Decoding the Mystery of “New Mexican”: A Hilarious Farm Life Adventure Farm life has a way of keeping you humble. Just when you think you’ve got it all figured out—how …

New Mexican Chiles and Farm Chaos: A Hilarious Culinary Adventure Read More

The alarm goes off at 5:30 AM. It’s dark. It’s cold. And the first sound I hear, before I even get my boots on, is a sound that sets the …

“Not a singular bit of appreciation.” 🤣 My #horses watching me bust my back on #farmchores just so they can mess it up in 5 seconds. Read More

Product pickup day for a beautiful client 💕 This. This is the day. This is, without a doubt, my favorite part of the entire process. It’s not the day of …

Product pickup day for a beautiful client! 💕 This is my favorite part of being a #photographer. Watching her see her final portraits, her tangible Read More

(The screen is just you, too close to the camera. You lean back.) Okay, hi. This is a Public Service Announcement for, apparently, everyone who is currently gearing up for… …

PSA: You don’t have to have “the body.” 🤣 You don’t even need a body. Just be a floating orb of anxiety. It’s very freeing. Read More

I know what you did. I see you. You were scrolling the #PrimeDayDreamDeals, and you saw it. Maybe it was a bright, bold-colored swimsuit. Maybe it was that linen two-piece …

PUT IT ON!!!! This is your sign. That cute outfit you got from the #PrimeDayDreamDeals? It’s time. Stop hiding your light. You look amazing RIGHT NOW. Read More