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I love doing #crowdwork. Love it. It’s my favorite part of the show, because I get to talk to y’all. But it’s also terrifying. Because I have no idea what …

I asked her how many cats she had… 🐱🐱🐱 I was not prepared for the answer. This is why I love Read More

I’m serious, y’all. I’m starting to get worried about you. Y’all don’t gotta tell me EVERYTHING. I don’t know what it is. I don’t know if it’s the two-drink minimum, …

Y’all don’t gotta tell me EVERYTHING! 🤣 I’m a comedian, not a therapist. The TMI from this crowd work was out of control. Read More

I am not kidding. I don’t know what has changed in society. I don’t know if it’s the internet, or if y’all just stopped having secrets. But… Y’all just out …

Y’all just out here telling all y’alls business! 🤣 The things people admit to… I’m a comedian, not a therapist! But please, keep talking. Read More

“Y’all still wanna do farm chores?” I ask this with all the sincerity of a woman who just got kicked in the shin by an ungrateful goat and whose left …

So, y’all still wanna do farm chores? 🤣 I’m covered in mud, it smells, and I got kicked. But yeah, it’s “the simple life.” Read More

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but I’m going to say it with my whole chest. Y’all better believe in yourself!!! I’m not talking about that …

Y’all better believe in yourself!!! This is your sign. Stop waiting for permission. No one is coming to save you. You are the one you’ve been waiting for. Read More

Decoding the Mystery of “New Mexican”: A Hilarious Farm Life Adventure Farm life has a way of keeping you humble. Just when you think you’ve got it all figured out—how …

New Mexican Chiles and Farm Chaos: A Hilarious Culinary Adventure Read More

The alarm goes off at 5:30 AM. It’s dark. It’s cold. And the first sound I hear, before I even get my boots on, is a sound that sets the …

“Not a singular bit of appreciation.” 🤣 My #horses watching me bust my back on #farmchores just so they can mess it up in 5 seconds. Read More

Product pickup day for a beautiful client 💕 This. This is the day. This is, without a doubt, my favorite part of the entire process. It’s not the day of …

Product pickup day for a beautiful client! 💕 This is my favorite part of being a #photographer. Watching her see her final portraits, her tangible Read More

(The screen is just you, too close to the camera. You lean back.) Okay, hi. This is a Public Service Announcement for, apparently, everyone who is currently gearing up for… …

PSA: You don’t have to have “the body.” 🤣 You don’t even need a body. Just be a floating orb of anxiety. It’s very freeing. Read More