Goat Yoga and Farm Chores: A Day in the Life of Matt Mathews
If you know Matt Mathews, you know that life on his farm is anything but ordinary. Equal parts entertainer, farmer, and accidental yoga instructor, his days blend laughter, hard work, and a healthy dose of goat mischief.
Morning: Coffee, Critters, and Chaos
The day begins before the sun fully crests the horizon. Matt’s first stop? The goat pen. The herd greets him with bleats that could rival any alarm clock. Feed buckets clatter, water troughs are topped off, and somewhere in the background, a goat is inevitably trying to chew on his shoelaces.
Midday: Farm Chores Meet Farm Comedy
Between mucking stalls, fixing fences, and wrangling chickens that seem to have escape plans better than a prison break, Matt finds time to keep his followers entertained online. His signature mix of sass and sincerity turns even the dirtiest chores into comedy gold.
Afternoon: Goat Yoga Time
When the chores are (mostly) done, the pasture transforms into a yoga studio. Friends, neighbors, and curious visitors roll out their mats, ready to stretch, breathe, and—let’s be honest—laugh uncontrollably. As soon as the first downward dog is attempted, the goats see their chance: leaping onto backs, nuzzling into laps, and occasionally toppling a pose or two.
Matt guides the session with his trademark wit, reminding everyone that perfection isn’t the point—connection and joy are. By the end, participants leave with sore muscles, lighter hearts, and probably a few hoofprints on their shirts.
Evening: Wrapping Up the Farm Day
As the sun sets, chores are repeated—animals fed, stalls cleaned, and goats tucked in (though they’re never really ready for bed). Matt reflects on the chaos with gratitude, knowing that his blend of farming, humor, and community makes each day unforgettable.
