Henry’s Hilarious Morning Sass: A Donkey’s TikTok Takeover
If there’s one thing I’ve learned about life on the farm, it’s that no morning is ever “normal” when Henry the donkey is involved. Some folks wake up to the soft crow of a rooster or maybe the gentle hum of a coffee pot. Me? I wake up to Henry’s dramatic brays echoing across the barnyard like he’s auditioning for a role in a Broadway musical.
This morning, though, Henry took things to a whole new level. The second I opened the back door, there he was—standing squarely in front of the gate, ears perked, eyes locked on me with the intensity of a reality TV star who knows the cameras are rolling. If donkeys could roll their eyes, I swear he did. It was as if to say, “Oh, look who finally decided to show up. Took you long enough, human.”
Naturally, I pulled out my phone, because when Henry decides to serve morning sass, you know the internet deserves to see it. The second that little red record button lit up, he leaned into the role like a seasoned influencer. He tossed his head back dramatically, stomped his hoof like he was clapping back at my tardiness, and then let out a bray so perfectly timed, I’m convinced he’s been studying TikTok trends in secret.
Meanwhile, the chickens scattered, the goats looked mildly offended, and I could hear the neighbor’s cows chiming in like backup singers. But Henry? He owned the spotlight. Every angle of his stubborn little face screamed “Main Character Energy.”
What gets me every time is how much personality this donkey packs into his morning routine. Forget coffee—Henry fuels himself with pure drama and comedic timing. And while most animals are just happy for breakfast, Henry has to perform his way through it, making sure every bray, stomp, and stare gets captured for the fans.
By the time I finally gave him his hay, he calmed down, chewing with the smug satisfaction of someone who just dropped a viral TikTok. I swear, if he could, he’d check the view count himself and demand sponsorship deals for carrots.
So, here’s your warning: don’t underestimate Henry the donkey. He’s not just a farm animal—he’s a sass machine, a comedian, and apparently, a rising TikTok star. Mornings will never be boring again with this four-legged diva running the show.
