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On most farms, donkeys are the dependable background characters: strong, steady, hardworking. But not on mine. No, my donkey—Henry—isn’t satisfied with pulling his weight quietly. He’s a four-legged comedian, a …
Henry the Hilarious: My Donkey’s Daily Dose of Farm Fun Read More
Most comedians dream about performing on stage, not strutting down a red carpet. But when this comedian got invited to the Academy of Country Music Awards, they figured, why not?—free …
Red Carpet Chaos: A Comedian’s Hilarious ACM Awards Adventure Read More
Comedy has always thrived on the little details of everyday life, and for this comedian, one detail in particular has become comedy gold: the handlebar mustache. Yes, that glorious swirl …
This Comedian’s Handlebar Jokes Will Leave You in Stitches Read More
If you’ve ever thought farming was a quiet, peaceful life, then you’ve never tried fermenting chicken feed on a hot summer day. What started as my attempt at being a …
Unlocking Chicken Feed Fermentation: A Hilarious Farm Adventure Read More
For most people, public speaking is a nightmare. For comedians, it’s a job requirement. But for years, the idea of standing on stage with nothing but a microphone and a …
From Stage Fright to Standing Ovation: One Comedian’s Crowd Work Journey Read More
Every farmer has their season of triumphs, but Mattma’s summer was not one of them. It was, instead, a parade of failures so ridiculous they could only be described as …
Mattma’s Farm Fails: A Poultry Pandemic and Scorching Summer Read More
I used to think “fresh air” meant cracking the window in my apartment while the food truck downstairs cooked bacon at midnight. I was a city slicker through and through—subways, …
From City Slicker to Pig Farmer: My Unexpected Farm Adventure Read More
Hillsry Fluff was not your ordinary barnyard animal. For starters, her name alone sounded like she belonged in a fairytale or perhaps leading a rock band from the ’80s. But …
Hillsry Fluff: Queen of the Farm, Rules Be Gone! Read More
Chicken Chaos: A Comedian’s Farm Fresh Funny There’s nothing quite like starting your day with a flock of chickens that behave less like farm animals and more like a live …
Chicken Chaos: A Comedian’s Farm Fresh Funny Read More
From Craigslist to LOLs: My Dating Disaster (and Hilarious Stand-Up Set) Every comedian needs material, but I didn’t expect mine to come from a Craigslist dating ad. Yes, Craigslist. I …
From Craigslist to LOLs: My Dating Disaster (and Hilarious Stand-Up Set) Read More